Last night I got very trashed. Andy and I abused the free liquor at Tam's father's fortieth birthday party and then went to Matt's house to become further Inebriated. We ended up giving each other hickies (just for the hell of it) and I started thinking about the idea of lesbionism. Andy, if you're reading this, don't panic, I'm still straight!

I think it really may be a good idea. I mean, I love Matthew and I'm very happy with him, but will a man really and truly be able to understand the complex creation that is women?

I don't expect men to entirely understand women because the two sexes are very different; I don't understand men most of the time! But when it comes to romance and sub-text and eveything female, only females tend to understand what we naturally view as simple, straight-forward and obvious!

Relationships are tough as they are and the added factor of the two sexes originating from different planets is just another added complication. Surely removing this factor and replacing it with first hand understanding of PMS and poor body image is the recipe for a healthy relationship! But when women spent a lot of time together their cycles coincide, so can you imagine the resulting cat fights and manipulation?


But then again, perhaps us girls need boys to balance us out and remove us from our racing minds for just a few minutes a day.

I like men. I like one man. I love him. What was I going on about?