Massacre on Kaelo Steps

I am going to kill someone. I am... literally... going... to kill... someone! If I could write down the amount of shit that is going on, it would take a year, and it would in fact be pointless because no-one would believe that anyone could ever be so lazy, stupid, and futile. I honestly don't know how I'm going to handle this. I think I have to negotiate a deal where Kaelo Worldwide Media provides subsidy for my impending anger-management sessions.