The Notorious Pirate Party

I can't believe that it's finally Brad's Pirate Party. When we all first heard about it two years ago, we all thought it would happen that year. Then when it was scheduled for this year it was kind of like one of those things that you never really think is going to happen because it seems so far in the future. Then before you know it, you're at the Home Affairs office bribing whoever you can to put a rush on your passport. Wait - different story.

To be honest I wasn't looking forward to this partytjie. I'm pretty sick of twenty-firsts now. And all the mission of finding a costume and a present and a moment of spare time to actually put make-up on. Seriously, the grooming process has taken a plunge lately. In the morning I'm too dazed to bother if I look nice, and at night I'm too tired. All until today!

When Brad was looking for his costume, I stumbled upon the sluttiest, sleaziest, skankiest pirate costume to ever roam the seven seas. After all the dress up parties this year I finally have an actual "costume". I just sincerely hope that no-one else is planning on wearing the same thing...