I would like to begin by letting you all know that it took me about 27 minutes to get through to this page. But being the diligent soul I am, I waited. And waited. And waited. While I could be sleeping soundly in my comfy bed, I waited.

I am utterly horrified at a post I just read. (When I say "just", I mean 29 minutes ago.)
I am NOT the worst blog updater, ever! I am outraged. This statement is unjustified and down right nasty! I can categorically say that Matthew Hart is in fact the worst updater, ever. (Sorry babe, love you.)

Now that we have got that cleared up, I can continue.

I really am bemused, as I find that everyone is, at the blogging situation in which we find ourselves. The reason I started a blog was because I stumbled upon Jian's purely by accident. My friend, you have started a revolution.

The truth is that Andy's right, I did prefer it when I lived in oblivion and was not aware of the people reading my blog. I was shocked one night when Peter approached me and told me to start updating more often. I honestly believed that my blog was a secret. Not so much a secret as an unfound treasure. So, if I offended anyone in previous posts I am truly sorry. I don't think I have, I'm generally not a vindictive person. Except when it comes to women trying to steal my man, of course. Even then I guess I'm still all talk. Anyhoo, in the words of the great Shakespeare "If I offend, lend me your ears". I hope that now all will be forgiven.

Kay, I'm very happy that you've finally found a guy you like. If he hurts you, I will cut off his penis, chuck it in a blender and make him drink the outcome. (I'm sure he can't wait to meet your open-armed friends in SA!)

I have to go to a meeting tomorrow where all the students in my class are teaming up to rip the Dean to shreds about the state of our Academy. We're very organized if I may say so myself. We each received an 11 page letter about the issues that will be discussed. It's all pretty harsh, but true. I'm very excited. We win either way because if our demands aren't met we are going to reveal the scandal to Carte Blanche and Special Assignment. Rah.

This meeting will be held in the early morn so I shall bid all farewell. I lie, it's at 12:30, but it's 3am and I'm going to bed. I lie again. I'm going to go read Chuck. Palahniuk. Lullaby. Appropriate.