Gwizz, Gstring, Gthanks - G5!

So I'm driving home on a regular Wednesday morning, dodging traffic, listening to music. I arrive home and open the garage door. I park my car and remove myself from it. I lock the door. I decide that since my mother's car is blocking the entrance to the front door, I'll go through the courtyard. I do. I walk into my room. My mother sees me and immediately kicks me out. She forces me to go back the way I'd come and enter the front door. I ring the bell. She opens the door. And there it is...

It was like one of those movies where light rays fall down upon the object and angelic music plays from nowhere. My very own iMac G5.

I haven't stopped playing with it all day. You see, for all you uneducated PC users out there, Macs just work. Three cables and you're set. No need for speakers and drivers and and thises and thats. Everything in tact. What a beauty. I'd marry it if it were legal.