I hate starting new things. I never really know where to begin. I would hate to say something cheesy like 'Well, this is my first blog' or 'Welcome to the inner me' or something equally pathetic, so instead i will begin with something random.

The cheese price in New Guinea is rapidly increasing due to a shortage of goats.

Phew, I feel better now.

I am actually going to have to begin this again sometime due to the fact that i have just returned from a five-day-drunken-new-year-celebration at the coast. I am in no way capable of offering any insight into the depth of me, and in even less likely to attempt a humourous way of disguising my lack of concenration, brain power and energy. I plead forgiveness but I highly doubt that anyone I know is aware of the existance of my blog and with this realization comes consolation and inner peace.