The meaningless rambling of a sickly obsessed Counting Crows Fan.

Monday, February 19, 2007

MySpace

Since I spend a lot more time on MySpace than I do here, I've decided to move my blogging (or lack thereof) to a site where I'll hopefully get more feedback. If anyone is interested, it's at www.myspace.com/jellepy.

Cherio Blogspot!!!

Monday, February 05, 2007

Repudiation

Sometimes denial is the only way to tackle a situation. I got the feedback, I threw it on the floor. I can't let a manipulated piece of tree turn my life upside down. Maybe she's right, but I can't process it all at once. Baby steps. Yes. One thing at a time. First thing's first. Smoke.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Massacre on Kaelo Steps

I am going to kill someone. I am... literally... going... to kill... someone! If I could write down the amount of shit that is going on, it would take a year, and it would in fact be pointless because no-one would believe that anyone could ever be so lazy, stupid, and futile. I honestly don't know how I'm going to handle this. I think I have to negotiate a deal where Kaelo Worldwide Media provides subsidy for my impending anger-management sessions.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Thompson Prometric

So, I didn't beat Schalk or Mias, but they're just geniuses so I'm not bitter. I am, from this moment forward, a qualified level 200 Final Cut Pro editor. After a week of no sleep, I'm too tired to be proud of myself, but I'm pretty sure my ego will begin ballooning any second now...

Monday, January 22, 2007

On Sozzled Chodes

After a decade of decidedly grey, soggy and congested pastures, they returned to their roots to engage in party shenanigans and general antics.

With inherent gumption no pedestrian soul could mimic, the world around them comes alive.

Sovereigns of any vicinity they genially occupy, the disparity of their individual idiosyncrasies is what makes them such a prominent duo, ergo remembered as the most highly acclaimed Jedi’s of our time.

Throughout their sleazy/sordid/disreputable globe-trotting tomfoolery, their intrinsic eccentricity will follow them with great success wherever they go.

They humbly absconded with my heart, and despite the bitterly outraged fervour that I cannot shake; I remain loitering with intent for peace, love and unity.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Revolution

It's here...

www.apple.com

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Merry Channuka

Seems as the mere utter of the word "Christmas" may be offensive to some. I've never understood this but only now have I heard of this sort of religionism on a worldly scale.

When I was in high school a lot of the girls were wildly intrigued by the notion of witchcraft, accepted by all and practiced by more than a few, but a stutter in Christ's direction would only fall on deaf ears. I assumed it was just part of the unspoken rule - never debate religion expecting a casual conversation. So I forgot about it.

I am not terribly religeous but a Christian all the same, therefor Christmas is the only holiday I've ever celebrated on the 25th of December, but not once has the thought of Jews celebrating Channuka ever offended me. I don't lose sleep during Ramadaan or Passover. That just seems outrageous. But now, after all the hush-hush over Christmas, it dawned on me; why does the celebration of Christmas offend other religion groups?

But as I type I realize that perhaps all my ignorant life other religions have been ostracized while I sat peacefully under my triangular tree.